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I consider myself to be pretty entertaining, but I realized one afternoon recently that the text messages that people send me are entertainment in and of themselves. So I've decided to share my Top 10 Text Messages with my friends and fans. The best is when someone texts me claiming to be a legitimate company, but yet their text is filled with spelling errors, and loaded with bullshit!!! I usually text back and call them out...lmao!
Nite Owl's top ten text messages! (For the week of March 1st)
Now for the world to see....
10. We miss you around here.
9. Clearing my throat...... Mmmm Hello!
8. Yo man, where you at I been waiting a hour!
7. So I guess you just gone ignore my text. You aint that busy. 2fingazz!!!
6. Go to travelguide.com to see pics from yur birthday show. You looked amazing!
5. Tyzni Ent. reviewed ur music & wants to introduce some opportunities that can enhance ur music career. Please reply back with ur email address. You won't regard it!! Guarantee results!
4. Get on the Mic Thursday @ ______ _______ in _______. Text ur name to get on the performance list. $3 To Get In / $1 a song!
3. ______ & ______ wants to hook up and do a song with you.
2. What time do you go on?
1. Hey Nite Owl, I know someone extremely talented in music. Could you possibly help them get a record deal, or maybe they could open up for you at your show, or just do something small like that to help them make it.
Nitro says WoW!